In other Wall Street Journal news, Water has been discovered to be Wet, and Fire has been determined to be Hot.


We're not out of oil yet. There's another two decades before that happens, given the current supplies, and if someone gets a clue and starts using the modified Bessemer process that's been developed to make just about ANY hydrocarbon waste into oil and gas, there'll be no particular shortage at all, especially with the new "biofuel from algae grown on sewage treatment" technique.