Always a lot of fun to have this happen

As I'm sitting eating some Keebler toasted peanut butter crackers as a snack, I start reading this:

Kellogg warns not to eat its peanut butter crackers
(CNN) -- The Kellogg Co. announced Wednesday it is recommending that consumers not eat its peanut butter crackers because they may be tainted with salmonella.
The products affected are Austin- and Keebler-branded:
-- Toasted peanut butter sandwich crackers.
-- Peanut butter and jelly sandwich crackers.
-- Cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers.
-- Peanut butter-chocolate sandwich crackers.

Oh, great.

And we have four more packs of the things that I bought at the market last week.

"The World’s Worst Infomercial EVER. "

via John Dvorak's blog: The World’s Worst Infomercial EVER, courtesy of Microsoft. And from the comments section, this gem of the software in action. Sometimes, the reality just outdoes all parody...